About ten years ago, a guy who sounded a bit like Dustin the Turkey arrived down to Sunday
NAME: Dave Burke.
HOME CLUB: The Harps
FAVOURITE POSITION? Lying down in bed.
FAVOURITE HARPS’ PLAYERS AT PRESENT? (YOU ARE ALLOWED THREE)
The McGoverns (that’s not John, Damy and Roger, by the way..), the Burke brothers, Colm Jones.
FAVOURITE DUBLIN PLAYERS FROM THE PAST (YOU ARE ALLOWED THREE) Jason Sherlock, Ciaran Whelan, Kevin Heffernan.
FAVOURITE HARPS GAME AND WHY?
2013 MFC Final: Three goals in three minutes!
FAVOURITE CURRENT FERMANAGH PLAYERS? (YOU ARE ALLOWED TWO)
Barry Mulrone and Marty O’Brien always give it a go.
FAVOURITE INTER-COUNTY FOOTBALLERS? (TWO ALLOWED)
Ben Brosnan, (Wexford) Johnny Doyle (Kildare)
WHAT ANNOYS YOU IN THE GAA?
I think Ladies Football doesn’t get enough recognition.
PAT SPILLANE OR JOE BROLLY?
KENNY CUNNINGHAM OR EAMON DUNPHY?
DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE SOCCER PLAYER?
With all due respect, at the end of the day, I wouldn’t be a soccer man. So, no is my answer.
The Eagles, Steely Dan. (You’ve probably never heard of them)
FAVOURITE TV PROGRAMME?
FAVOURITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION?
YOU WIN THE HARPS LOTTO, WHAT WILL YOU BUY YOURSELF?
Depends on how big the Lotto is, but I’d have a few ideas. A new white van for a start...